The Lope: Nosferatulope

Monday, October 31, 2005


Some of you have asked what ever became of the vampire jackalope and if he is just Ace in disguise. No, I don't think he is. I admit I don't know all of Ace's late night adventures (though I can surmise by lipstick-stained clothes and the scent of perfume as he drags in at 5 in the morning) but Ace is often seen in daylight, so I assume he has no vampiric tendencies.

As to the specific properties of the vampire 'lope, I can only speculate based on legends and Bram Stoker's "Dracula", and its popular adaptations:
According to Stoker, a vampire can control the the owl...

....the bat...

...the rodent...

...the wolf...

"He can also control the meaner things of life"

All photos were taken utilizing exhibits from the Kansas State Fair.


Blogger keauxgeigh said...

bwahahaha! perfect!

Tue Nov 01, 01:32:00 PM  

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